Time to Get Back to My Girls

August was never a realistic timeline for the completion of my current WIP, especially with that pesky day job of mine sucking away all my time and sanity, but you know what? I quit that job. I did. I quit a decent-paying job that let me work from home to take care of my kids during a pandemic and I had the support of HR to do it. THAT, my friends, is how badly I was being treated.

So… let’s see, now. It’s mid-July and I’m not quite 3/4 through writing my first draft. I ditched the job, but not the children so it’s not like I gained a lot of time for writing. I did get my brain back–which was so stressed out that I had perma-fog and consistent headache–and perhaps that’ll help me figure out… what the climax of this story should be. Because right now… I do. not. know.

There’s only so much inner turmoil that can count as plot, right?

Anyway, here’s another excerpt from Like Two of the Same, the sequel to Like Two Opposite Things which just recently became a physical book to hug and love. It’s the reunion of summer besties after some selfish behavior and forced time apart.

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Too many “best friends” photos with cell phones in them. What’s that about? This is a 90s story, ya’ll. Photo by Bran Sodre on Pexels.com

He grabs my hand and pulls me forward, down a side path I didn’t even know existed before now that acts as a much too quick shortcut to Heather’s road. I can see her through the trees running around in her bathing suit with a towel around her neck.

“No, see? She’s busy. I should just leave her alone.”

“Helia, this is ridiculous. I bet you anything in the world that the second she sees you, Heather will bust out of the screen house, jump over the bushes and bear hug the snot out of you.”

“Doubtful,” I mumble but I guess I’m about to find out. 

“Heather!” Jason yells from just down the lane from her driveway and waves enthusiastically like this isn’t the worst thing possible for me. I shift a little behind him so she can’t see me right away when she looks up.

“What up, Jace?!” she yells back. “Who’s that behind you?” she says right before it becomes pretty clear that she knows exactly who it is. 

“OH HEELLLLLLLL–” she says and starts running, dropping the towels and sunscreen on her way. She jumps through the bushes–not over, so Jason was wrong about that part–and slams her entire body into mine with the force of a thousand football players. “YEAHHHHHHH!” she screams in my ear and the only reason I haven’t been thrown backwards into a tree by the collision is because she wraps her arms around me so tightly, there’s no way to escape.

We do fall down, though. 

Heather’s on top of me, squeezing and snuggling, and “Oh My GOD”ing, and all I can see is Jason standing over us, smiling.

“See?” he says

 

Current Media Consumption

I’m having trouble saying “Happy 4th” today because is it? IS IT?

Instead, I’d like to complain about Vagrant Queen and Where’d You Go, Bernadette.

I borrowed Where’s You Go, Bernadette from the library after hearing about it on some social media something-or-other and was surprised and delighted that it was available on Libby right away! Usually, I have to wait several weeks for books I’d like to read but not pay for and by the time they are available, I don’t have time to read them. But this one? Right away? Lovely!

No. I’m 12% in, according to Kindle, and I’m fucking exhausted. I’m not a huge fan of the storytelling-through-letters/social media trope to begin with but trying to enjoy a story that sounds like an only slightly exaggerated version of my daily work email inbox in impossible. I hate my day job. I hate the way my coworkers communicate with each other in passive-aggressive jabs and vague requests that keep anyone from taking responsibility or getting anything done. I certainly don’t find it entertaining to see the hyperbolized version of that. I’ve giving up on the book. I don’t care where Bernadette went; I just want her to stay there.

As for Vagrant Queen on Sify: I WANTED to like it so very badly. It’s a badass queer QUEEN making her way through the universe with a quirky love interest and a male sidekick who is both sexy and non-threatening–and also Tim Rozon who is just lovely and crush-worthy all on his own–with space ships and weird aliens and hijinks and space battles and YES! Yes, bestill my nerdy scifi heart, yes.

No. It was so… slow and boring. It was filmed fanfic in the way it lingered too long on the minutia instead of cutting to the chase. I found myself wanting to just get through it so I knew what happened like a textbook or the biography of Hamilton with the theater marquee pic as the cover so I wrongfully assumed it would be the book version of the play (no, God, no… and I LIKE biographies but that one was bo-ring). Scifi shouldn’t be slow and boring and fast-forwardable. So I’m not sad it got cancelled.

The things I’ve been watching and enjoying:

Virgin River on Netflix

Lucifer on Netflix

Agents of Shield on… you know, real TV

Sweet Magnolias on Netflix

and my new fav, No Tomorrow on Netflix.

 

Apparently, I’m all about small towns taking care of their own while reluctantly letting strangers in while avoiding apocalypse and/or embracing the end of the world with humor and self-reflection.

The only thing I’ve enjoyed reading lately–and mind you, I’m mostly reading Covid-mitigation strategies and crappy passive-aggressive coworker emails–is those Buzzfeed articles that point out that good things are still happening like people being funny and pets being cute. There was a baby in a wig and that was delightful.

I have written 0% of my new book in the past 3 weeks so it might be time to take down the FB banner that promises its completion.

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Damnit, did my kids leave another cup in front of the TV? I’m so sick of cleaning this house. Photo by John-Mark Smith on Pexels.com