My child has been telling me accidental horror stories lately and obviously I am keeping track of them so I can use them later. For his therapy.
Just kidding, I’m totally going to write short stories based on them.
What else do you do when your son tells you that his big sister was eaten by a vampire clam?
P.S. He doesn’t HAVE a big sister. Quite possibly because she was eaten by a vampire clam.
P.P.S. Yes, thank you, I am aware of the euphemistic implications… and planning to use them in my short story.