Christmas Tree, You Betray Me




I held it for ONE SECOND!


Consider it a lesson learned: I will never pick up anything glittery-looking at Christmas Tree Shop because it will undoubtedly BE covered in glitter.

It will not be glitter-infused paint or plastic. It will not have a protective outer layer. It will be 100% get everywhere, stick to everything, never truly leave you glitter.

More importantly, though, I will never hand my child something glittery-looking from Christmas Tree Shop because a toddler covered in glitter is not nearly the tornado of fun you’d think it’d be.




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